lol.
Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato
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Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
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This past Sunday, my house in Little Axe, Oklahoma, was hit by a tornado. I was at work and my family was in the neighbor’s storm shelter. When they finally got above ground, my parents only had a few minutes to go inside and grab the essentials. It turned out that my room had taken most of the damage. Most of my books and my copies of National Geographic magazines (I’m crazy about them and want to write for them someday) were either blown away or soaked.
Hours later, when I was able to reunite with my parents and little sister, my mom told me, “I grabbed The Fault in Our Stars. I don’t know why. I just did.” I broke down in tears. Just a week before, I had yelled at my sister because her dog had gotten a hold of it. Now, it’s wet and wrinkled and filthy, but it’s still one of my most prized possessions. I hardly have anything else right now, but I can be happy knowing I have this book.
If you guys can get a girl a fluffy chicken, I know you can make John Green find the thing. I just want him to know that nothing could ever bring me more comfort now than his book. I just want to say thank you to him for helping me through this.Edit: Thank you guys for everything and all the offers to help. I just wanted to make it clear that my family is fine, we have a rental house now, and we were insured. We know so many people who are worse off than we are. I can’t even handle all this support. I’m freaking out. I love you all!(I have seen this. I sent the young woman a message through tumblr.)
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It’s just weird to me when I see things on Tumblr before I see them on Reddit.
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
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wow hey look free wifi
i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay
I totally tried to use this for my wifi but Verizon only lets you use normal characters :(
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I lol’d.
Interestingly enough, I’ve attached a Yahoo answers post about this joke below:
This joke is so old it has a beard, long and gray.
It was out when Jimmy Carter occupied the White House. And Lord knows how smart that peanut farmer was. The only Carter that had any sense was brother Billy. His Billy Beer went over much better than Jimmy’s administration, and long, too.
By the way - let’s say it was true and Bush really did say it. It still doesn’t compare toBarry Soetoro (a.k.a. Barack Hussein Obama) saying in one debate that he would visit all 57 states.
When in fact we in the USA have only 50 states.
So here’s one for you: When Obama heard that Charlie Sheen was entertaining a “bevy” of strippers, Obama asked, “How many in a bevy? I sure don’t want to get cheated when I go to Vegas.”
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